Thanks to Sam Bennett for providing us with this snippet and photos from his Benicassim 2011 experience:
The best 4 days of my life, no exaggeration! My favourite moment has to have been on day 3 (Saturday). I had already seen a truly astounding performance that night from “Mumford and Sons”, and was heading over from “Arctic Monkeys” to “Beirut” with a friend; just as we were passing the toilets, one portaloo toppled over a metre or two in front of us. So, quickly we lifted it back up, and 2 drunk teenage girls flopped out covered head to toe in blue disinfectant, a certain yellow liquid and vast amounts of another certain brown noxious goo. Needless to say everyone (even the FIB staff were crying with laughter). Also Patrick Chukwuemeka Okogwu (better known as Tinie Tempah) was on the same flight as us back to Gatwick. Just saying.
Had any similar portaloo experiences to Sam? Tell us about them in the comments section below.
Those girls were are friends, won’t name names but from a school in north west London. Was fucking hilarious.
THAT WAS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
not going to lie that was me in the toilet and my friend rachael ive got the black eye and bruises to prove it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
not sure about the “brown noxious goo” :s
you’ve made my life by publishing this though xxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s thanks for getting us out we had no recolection of it